apathy and jacking off
2 10 18 :)
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2. a picture of me

I look like dust covered cow dung right now but here’s an old pic

10. biggest turn on(s)

nowadays, being allowed a couple of hours just to fantasize about all kinds of sexy scenarios, I suppose

18. phobia

this one’s kinda abstract, but I get really fucking terrified while travelling at high speeds in open vehicles, like rollercoasters or cabriolets

for example, I’ve managed to stop several tivoli rides just with my voice, just so they could let me off before I passed out or w/e

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

forget the office supplies I'll break his spirit only to rebuild it so he can be broken again, and then mellowed out a little and I will do so in the most heartwrenching ways (I'll throw in 250 sheets of blank copy paper too) also our wedding will be a crayfish party, just for your information. you're invited

truffulajam:

a re you bargainin g with the promi s e of breaking my son, bless you, bless you mcmod

PLUS COPY PAPER AND CRAYFISH??

fo r g ods sake this night is too much

heyyy SwoOOOONE get down here and prepare to enter into a polygamous union with all your suitors I’m getting a free office, crayfish, and the chance to watch you disintegrate emotionally out of this, and i’m not passing this up

….

what do you mean you’re not home

mcmoddity:

that rare feeling when you find old art of yours from years ago that you still kinda like is a weird one
think this is somewhere around late 2010 - early 2011

mcmoddity:

that rare feeling when you find old art of yours from years ago that you still kinda like is a weird one

think this is somewhere around late 2010 - early 2011

mcmoddity:

I’m sorting through my box of old papers and drawings and I just felt the need to share this beautiful piece of art from mid 2007
I…….think that’s supposed to be wings……………………………???

mcmoddity:

I’m sorting through my box of old papers and drawings and I just felt the need to share this beautiful piece of art from mid 2007

I…….think that’s supposed to be wings……………………………???

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reasons to play skyrim:

mutisija:

  • interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
  • you can kill things by yelling at them
  • you can punch bears
  • you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
  • there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
that rare feeling when you find old art of yours from years ago that you still kinda like is a weird one
think this is somewhere around late 2010 - early 2011

that rare feeling when you find old art of yours from years ago that you still kinda like is a weird one

think this is somewhere around late 2010 - early 2011

I’m sorting through my box of old papers and drawings and I just felt the need to share this beautiful piece of art from mid 2007
I…….think that’s supposed to be wings……………………………???

I’m sorting through my box of old papers and drawings and I just felt the need to share this beautiful piece of art from mid 2007

I…….think that’s supposed to be wings……………………………???

lumoise:

One thousand notes. 1000 people saw this video and said “this is some quality video clip,.” 1 thousand bloggers.

hammpix:

As an artist, you’ll have to draw turned heads countless times. But when the head is turned, drawing the far eye poses a special challenge. This is because we must foreshorten that eye more than we’re used to, and because we’re tempted to shape it like the near eye, which is less foreshortened. Therefore, it’s useful to practice drawing the far eye by itself, without the near eye to throw you off. Print these sheets, draw the eyes, and you’ll save yourself great difficulty later.

Note that all of these eyes are facing our left. You’ll need to practice right-facing eyes as well, so flop the sheets in Photoshop, print them again, and draw those also.

useless-swedenfacts:

this video is 7 years old

wansura:

zombieskully:

wow IM SORRY I WAS A SLOW ASSbut here it isa normech collab between robin and i (◡‿◡✿)i really cant get over fucking lighting on greedlerbot aaaaaaaand your friggin lines on norma i didnt wanna color them TO RUIN THEM THEY WERE SO GREAT KDSJGLSDF

OH YOU POSTED IT aGHFSKJDFSHG OH mY GOD norma looks great with your colors oh gosh
look at this thing we did wow it came out so cool im sO PROUD OF US DUDE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIend ok time to stop killing the mood ill be quiet now

wansura:

zombieskully:

wow IM SORRY I WAS A SLOW ASS
but here it is
a normech collab between robin and i (◡‿◡✿)
i really cant get over fucking lighting on greedlerbot aaaaaaa
and your friggin lines on norma i didnt wanna color them TO RUIN THEM THEY WERE SO GREAT KDSJGLSDF

OH YOU POSTED IT aGHFSKJDFSHG OH mY GOD norma looks great with your colors oh gosh

look at this thing we did wow it came out so cool im sO PROUD OF US DUDE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIend ok time to stop killing the mood ill be quiet now

novimnet replied to your post: “novimnet replied to your post: “nails are like replaceable mini…”:
yes. It’s called “peacocking”. If I see an otherwise straight-looking dude with painted nails, I will pretty much assume he treats women like trash.

aw man that sucks ass

people should just paint their nails cus its fun not for some weird flawed abstract modern mating ritual or whatevr,thats just silly

novimnet replied to your post: “nails are like replaceable mini canvases abd thats really cool you…”:
pickup artists ruined it for everyone

i dont really know what u mean with that, did you mean guys painting thier nails tp hit on ladies or something?