apathy and jacking off
Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

nonbinarytoudou:

ellensdegenerates:

Had a beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Written on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended. 
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini
Driven a car
Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.
Failed a class.
Failed a test.
Went to summer school.
Got worse than a D
Got A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.
Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.
Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Worn makeup.
Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery
Had my license.
Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Broken someone’s heart. 
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight 
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the same sex. 
Owned an ipod
Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend
Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.
Moved out.
Ran away.
Had a job. 
Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on Youtube.
Started a rumour about someone.
Talked bad about someone
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to church
Been to Canada
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass
Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Wished you were somebody else.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Been to a concert
Seen your favourite band live 
Met a celebrity 
Met your favourite band
Own more than 10 CD’s
cuntdestroy-ler:

i drew a thing

cuntdestroy-ler:

i drew a thing

cuntdestroy-ler:

wow it sure is shirtless in here

cuntdestroy-ler:

wow it sure is shirtless in here

cuntdestroy-ler:


when it started we had high hopes, now my back’s on the line, my back’s on the ropes

quickie to take a rest from that thing I’m working on. swommee swans are a pain to draw and I’m about to give up lmao but rests are good so that’s what I did!
also 200+ followers! thank you guys \o/

cuntdestroy-ler:

when it started we had high hopes, now my back’s on the line, my back’s on the ropes

quickie to take a rest from that thing I’m working on. swommee swans are a pain to draw and I’m about to give up lmao but rests are good so that’s what I did!

also 200+ followers! thank you guys \o/

iiiarclight:

you can’t spell weaboo without “we”. we’re all in this together, you fucking nerds

cuntdestroy-ler:

apparently this is going to take a while
I’m working on a huge canvas so I decided to add some more stuff and try to make something decently detailed for once-ler
humming fish are fun to draw :’3c

cuntdestroy-ler:

apparently this is going to take a while

I’m working on a huge canvas so I decided to add some more stuff and try to make something decently detailed for once-ler

humming fish are fun to draw :’3c

cuntdestroy-ler:

completely irrational sense of optimism

cuntdestroy-ler:

completely irrational sense of optimism

mcmoddity:

Hey folks! Recently I passed 500 followers on this here blog of mine, and while I’ve never been one to care much about that, it still feels pretty groovy. I mean, 515 of you bloggers wants to see the crap I reblog and post? Dang.

So, I decided to do a lil giveaway of sorts. What is it I’m offering to the winners? Well, art! I’ll draw any character, or you (or you with your favourite character??? The possibilities are endless). I can draw pretty much anything (besides mechas), so the sky is the limit.

Rules:

  • Must be following me, or my art blog!
  • Reblogs and likes count, please only reblog once.
  • The giveaway ends on the 27th of July.

There’ll be two winners, and the 1st place winner will get a fully rendered drawing, as seen in the top batch of pictures. The 2nd place winner will get a simpler shaded sketch/lineart drawing, as seen in the bottom batch of pictures.

Alright, it’s past midnight here in moonspeak-land, so that marks the end of this thing! I’ll run all the blog names in the notes through a randomizer shortly and pull the winners, then send them an ask within 24 hours. The winners have five days to reply before I pick someone else.

Thanks for participating fellas!

the wait is killing me
Anonymous

I was so confused for like half an hour what this meant and then I remembered I have a giveaway to wrap up soon

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"Okay, I’ve been drinking holy water all day, so I think I should be able to preform the holiest of golden showers."

outofcontextdnd:

-Our paladin, trying to invent new ways of preforming rituals. 

cuntdestroy-ler:

um
greedler with the warden’s palette I guess
I just wanted to see how he’d look like lmao

cuntdestroy-ler:

um

greedler with the warden’s palette I guess

I just wanted to see how he’d look like lmao

cuntdestroy-ler:

hello my name is WHY IS MY STYLE SO INCONSISTENT
also apparently my mom knows how to get to this blog
hi mom are you proud of me

cuntdestroy-ler:

hello my name is WHY IS MY STYLE SO INCONSISTENT

also apparently my mom knows how to get to this blog

hi mom are you proud of me

cuntdestroy-ler:

how bad could I possibly be, let’s see

cuntdestroy-ler:

how bad could I possibly be, let’s see

cuntdestroy-ler:

I should be doing my homework

cuntdestroy-ler:

I should be doing my homework